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Sure Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are great holidays… but April Fool’s Day? Now that’s the golden holiday. The pinnacle of all other holidays. The holiday that was truly designed with parents in mind. A day where it’s socially acceptable to execute diabolical pranks as revenge for every unmade bed, every carton of milk left on the counter, or every…
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Here at Skywalker Trampolines, being called a square isn’t such a bad thing. Actually, we take it as a compliment. Why? Because first of all, squares are perfect. I mean, have you even noticed the unparalleled symmetry that make squares so beautiful? Second of all, when you square something, you basically double its awesomeness. And lastly… waffles. Buttery, flakey, warm…
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If we had to pick a favorite color, (and we’re not… because all colors are equal and important and loved) we would pick green. Everything is just better when it’s green. I mean think about it… would you rather be feeling blue or going green? Would you rather have Yellow fever or a green thumb? Would you rather receive a…
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You don’t have to be a millionaire to own a trampoline. You don’t even have to be a thousandaire. Actually, all you need to be is a hundredaire. And if truth be told, a lot of people are hundredaires, they just don’t know it. hundredaire [huhn-drid-air] (plural: hundredaires) Somebody whose wealth is greater than one hundred dollars, or the local…
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In honor of March Madness (AKA the greatest holiday for basketball lovers out there) (AKA the most average month of the year for actually sane individuals) we’ve decided to add to the madness. So if you’re faithfully filling out brackets and analyzing each player’s stats and carefully crafting a winning prediction and wearing your lucky socks every time your team…
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Just call us the MisconceptionBusters. Mostly because MythBusters and GhostBusters were already taken. Yeah it’s definitely not as catchy, so we’re open to a name change. But what we’re NOT open to… is letting you believe some of the horrible misconceptions that have been floating around the trampoline world. That’s why we’re here to set you straight, give you the…
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We love FAQs, and for those of you who are AC (Acronymically Challenged), FAQ stands for Freaking Awesome Queries. And since we get quite a few awesome questions on a daily basis, we decided to compile a list of our favorites! Hopefully some of these questions will help answer all of those soul-searching trampoline quandaries you’ve been losing sleep over….
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It’s the month of spreading love, and we’re seriously crushing on the idea of Spring. We’re a little jealous of those who get to experience the warmer weather year-round, and get to skip the occasional episodic seasonal depression. But let’s look at the positives here. February means it’s almost March which means it’s almost April which means it’s almost May…
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Okay we admit it… the title might sound a little confusing. And your inner couch potato self might be yearning for the day when pizza is low in calories and napping is considered a competitive sport.   But today is not that day. The truth is… most of us try. We really try to make balanced meals, we try to…
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